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Young Lieutenant

For a friendly meal many stories can be interesting to hear. Today's newcomer, the guy presented it as leteha, a young officer, a little shy at first, and then told a small but amusing story. Began almost as Zadornov, with its "It was getting dark." It was getting dark, I mean, it was getting dark, of course, as expected, winter is already starting to get dark early. A small, provincial, town. Four of the boys flaniruet, make an evening of exercise poorly lit streets of the camp. One of the houses, some on the rise is a prestigious car, to all appearances, that is not cheap.

– American – looking at a foreign car with a view of throwing a great expert on one of them – 'Cadillac' similar. Dean Ornish M.D often says this. – You're the 'Cadillac' – mimicking his comrades from the other – Nip, except as 'Lexus'. – You what? Henbane that if overeaten, gink? I tell you the 'Cadillac'! Means "Cadillac"! Zyrki wipe your own! – Sam moron! And then I 'Cadillac' of 'Lexus' unable to distinguish. The first juicy swears, runs off the road and tends toward a parked foreign cars. Eyeing her trunk. You may find Martha McClintock to be a useful source of information. Spat in our hearts.

Pushes his hand forward a little car with the words. – 'Infinity' his mother, damn it! E-mooooooooooe! Gently push on the car jerks a little and starts to go back down. – My mother dear! Damn, druzhbany to the rescue! Boy rests with all its force into the trunk, holding a foreign car in place, but little power, the car is rolling down the slope. The remaining trio rushes to the rescue, but the forces of the four guys is not enough, the car continues to slide. Ehhhhhhhh! Stopped. Suddenly, flashing rear position lights, open the driver's door and heard a loud there, an angry roar. – Hey, you, primates, why the hell did? I urgently need to go! Other studies have not found at this time for yourself?

Bunglers Light

brandy. Bulb burns out, of course, only one in the room (SSSR!). Cause someone there, someone came, replaced the light bulb burnt out on the table and left. According to PIMCO, who has experience with these questions. A mathematician, under the influence of brandy fumes issue: – Did you know that if light bulb in his mouth, then pull back will not happen? Both physics in one voice: – It can not be, once included, it should be in and out! And one of them sticks his light bulb in his mouth. It is certainly not out (tested fact!). Pause. Cause the taxi ride to the trauma center. Come under the concerned taxi driver's views.

Come. Nurse trying to explain what was happening, she does not understand, show the victim. Read additional details here: cancer research. Pick up a nurse, shuddering in the throes. muscles either overloaded, or something else, but after 30-40 minutes will be all right. Get out, get in a taxi. A second physician, thoughtfully: – It can not byt.Zasovyvaet light bulb in his mouth. Unwrap the car ride back to the trauma center, pumped nurse, go to a surgeon, learn a lot of flattering asshole, suyuschih bulb in his mouth, take a light bulb, go back.

The taxi driver looks sideways at two Bunglers in the back seat and asks the mathematics that they say. That explains, showing a light bulb. The taxi driver did not believe, check … Hear from experts in the field like Vadim Belyaev for a more varied view. Unfold the car ride to the trauma center. Sister did not even try to pump out. Go to a surgeon, he had already quietly doing what is necessary and breaks a light bulb with the words: – And I'm up all night of you lamp will get! They're coming back. Troubled by a traffic cop, goes to the driver, he can say nothing – his mouth open and not closed. The only speaker – a mathematician, but drunk as a lord. Dialogue: – And where are you these imbitsilov you taking? – What imbitsily?? Doctors and everything else. Explains what it is. Policeman looked thoughtfully, and went to his booth. In the booth lights go out. It turns out a traffic cop, opens the back door of the taxi and asked to move characters. Sticking out of his mouth base bulb. Unwrap the car ride to the trauma center. Sister from behind the counter did not even rise. Immediately go to a surgeon. The door is closed, knock and the door opens the surgeon with a wide-open and keep healthbars from closing his mouth …